Kennedy | 17 | Vegetarian | Multifandom Fangirl | Art | Music
i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion
"Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."
-tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-
"I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"
I guess you could say you were punished.
I don’t know how this could happun.
I will punch you all.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
What do you call a dead text post?
any of yours
A text ghos-