1353 Notes

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

(Source: starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts, via happilysurviving)

559810 Notes

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

(Source: starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts, via happilysurviving)

525145 Notes

whyisdanonphil:

Favorite 2014 Phan moments so far!

(via lapinkmustache)

88 Notes

matthit:

achievements

  • was not 16 and pregnant

(via loverofallthingswrong)

86069 Notes

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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16913 Notes

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

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30620 Notes

maverikloki:

cannibalcoalition:

risu-of-anterra:

cannibalcoalition:

"Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."

-tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-

"I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"

I guess you could say you were punished.

I don’t know how this could happun. 

I will punch you all.

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936 Notes

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via gallifreyan-gryffindor-in221b)

445415 Notes

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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